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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
dress for the job u want
thecariediaries
I heard it was chart day or something.
shoutout to the people who don’t think double texts seem clingy or uncool text me all day spam me i love that kinda shit
i had to
free market baby
Law & Ethics
I mean
no
but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you
but what a way to go
i just love waffles
idk what yalls problem with waffles is, im just really at a loss rn
let us all celebrate the most visible lesbian of all, vriska
🌸: Favorite flower?
🌟: What do you think about when you look up at the night sky?
💋: Have you ever finished a whole tube of chapstick?
👑: What are you the prince/princess of?
👛: Diamonds or pearls?
✨: Have you ever met a celebrity?
🍒: Favorite ice cream toppings?
🍭: Skittles or M&Ms?
🎪: How do you feel about clowns?
🔮: Have you ever seen a magician?
🎀: Favorite Disney princess?
💕: What do you do when you’re anxious?
🎠: Merry-go-round or ferris wheel?
👠: Favorite brand of shoes?
🦄: What mythical creature would you like to be?
🐚: Have you ever been to the beach at night?
🌹: Does love conquer all?
❄️: Can you ice skate?
🍓: What’s the best fruit?
hey boys with curly hair? yeah im in love with you
Yes, come on in!
Ok
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Go on.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site
date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you
why do i always feel like my inbox is where restless spirits go to try and communicate
shout out to that monotone “hey” you use when you’re about to link something absolutely grotesque to the group chat during a call
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)